Monday, July 19, 2010

Epilog : The Islamic Pick Up Lines.

Once in a while we all like a good laugh. Got this one from Effy, this are Islamic pick-up lines, I bet you're already laughing, enjoy!

  • Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk into the room.
  • Would you like to help me wake you up for Subuh prayer?
  • Girl, when I saw you I said masha-Allah, then I said insha-Allah.
  • Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long.
  • How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
  • You are the reason hijab was mandated.
  • Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
  • I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm here after.
  • Girl you put the fit in fitna.

Which one is your favourite

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Better Than Ezra - Overcome

Epilog : KTM

  • Dah hampir setahun tak balik Malaysia, rasa macam tak banyak yang patut berubah, lagipun most of the changes boleh dikenalpasti boleh baca online.
  • Minggu lepas, nak gerak dari Subang to KL Sentral. Jadi kena naik KTM Subang.
  • Bayaq RM1.40 kot kalau tak silap, then waited for KTM to arrive (which was kinda like forever,lol).
  • Bila tren sampai, dengan beg-pack yang agak berat, bergegas la naik gerabak, tapi heran jugak. Tgk ada this one gerabak takdak orang push and shove.
  • My choice of the bunch, so I hopped on, and was amazed to find out that I was the only guy there, I was like whoa.
  • Ada abang KTM pulak mai, pulled me up to the side and whispered "Adik, ni gerabak untuk perumpuan saja"
  • ouch. Malaysia has changed, lol.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Elegy : Panji Jumaat

hari jumaat penuh keberkatan,
carilah segala kesempatan,
sanggahlah segala kesulitan,
layarilah penuh perasaan,
bersedia berdepan Tuhan,
ke masjid awal mencari pahala kebaikan.

Song: Three Days Grace - Last To Know